Giz a chip

"Giz a chip!"
I hate that, when we go in the Chippy,
I say want any chips?
You say,No!

I say, "go ed."
You pull that tight little face, "No!"

I say "you’re not getting any of mine."
You say, "Don’t want any."

Then, when we get outside, you say "Giz a chip!"
I hate that!
Get off, No!

Here 'ave all em then!

By Roger Cliffe-Thompson