Kenny Dalglish is Elvis Presley

Kenny's hips could swivel
Just like Elvis
In a pair of football boots
Blue suede shoes are fine
For dance floors
But not for a footie pitch
Kenny's hips could turn and twist
Just like Elvis
In Jailhouse rock
And Kenny with consummate ease
Would leave defences
All Shook Up
When The King
Rocked the Kop.

By Parry Maguire