Get me Tom Slemen on the telephone-
The ghosts of the 80's pop scene won't leave me alone-
Down Mathew Street from a dozen clubs and bars-
The music's a wall of faded 80's stars-
Big hair, bizarre lyrics, the list goes on and on-
I only came out for a pint and a smoke-
And some George, Paul, Ringo and John.

By Daniel Crone