I can't

I’ve read the magazine, ‘I Can Do.’
It doesn’t relate to me
but it might relate to you.
Coz I cant dance, I cant sing
I cant even get no one to have a fling!

Every one tells me 'I Can Do'
but let me tell you I cant even chew.
I cant get out, I cant stay in,
I cant even have a bet cos
I know I couldn’t win.
I cant run, I can hardly walk,
I even find it difficult to try and talk.
So have a go you.

By Brian McGuire & Anne Greenwood