Liverpool life


Donít start, Donít!
Iím going out with me mates.
No, Iím not watching Blind Date
Síall you ever do;
Netto, Lotto, Provy, Corry,
Argos, Index, Royle Family
Cable, Rent book, Gasman, Lecky,
Family credit, Housing benny
Gyro, Oxfam, Lends a ciggy,
Robbie Williams , Julies baby
Big strong Boys, I donít think so!

Donít start, Donít!
I wanna get bladdered in Ibiza
not stuck here spewing Ďwife beaterí
All you ever do:
Doctors, Emmerdale, then Eastenders,
Donít go and upset the neighbors!
Jerry Springer, House invaders,
Home and AwayÖNight and Day.
Gyro, Oxfam, Lends a ciggy,
Robbie Williams , Julies baby
No I dont wanna take the Car Boot Challenge.
Youíre the World's Scariest Place
Ö get a life.

By Dave Parrish