Blue Nose or a Red

Such a dilema what shall I do
am I Red or am I a Blue
here’s my family most divided
I’m so very undecided.

To which team will I be true
is it Red or is it Blue
which side will I be on
Father’s side or side of son.

I’ll support Liverpool City, then
keep the peace with Kith and Kin
so as not to be hurtful
my colour from now on is purple

Yer can’t be purple its Red or Blue
Nah! I’m a mixture of the two.
So there you go think what I’ve said.
“Eh“, Mam, “Know what, your off yer Ed.”

By J. Campbell