It's a Car Park now?
Lots of yer’ll know my cousin Ted,
He’s only me cousin ‘cos to our Norah he’s wed.
He was in charge of New Brighton baths,
His humour has given folks so many laughs.
I’m sure that there’s many who’s led him a dance …..
Jumped in the water and soaked all his pants.
Carryin’ on ‘ an runnin’ about,
When he’d told you ‘Behave! Or I’ll throw yer out’.
It was smashing in there, on a hot summer’s day,
‘Til that there storm came and swept it away.
By Jean Neale