Fruit or What!

There stands a big statue all yellow.
A drunk walking passed yells" weird fellow"!
It smiles as it greets.
You hear how it bleats.
You're sure you've just heard it say hello.

The fruit and veg man says "eh fella".
I only sell fruit that's all yella.
Go Paddys instead.
You’ll see lambs better fed.
Ask the butcher if he sells meat yella!

By Lindsey McGrath